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I'll get you, my pretty, and your little Elle, too!

Which movie was this quote from?

I'm not that little.

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Okay...it might be...sorta funny.

Nah, it is funny. Say it.

Or else?

I'll eat pie in front of ya.

And not share?!

Not unless you say it's funny.

That's just cruel.

All it takes is two words, Elle. ... Or three, dependin' on if you say it's or it is.

The things I do for sweets.

Fine.

It's funny.

Happy?

Very happy.

So, you gonna bake that pie?!

[That earns him a small zap]

You made it sound like you already had a pie!!

OW. Hey! I said that's what I'd do if ya didn't say it. It doesn't take long to go for a walk and buy the pie and then come back to eat it in front of you.

You think misleading me is going to make me want to make you pie?

What? Nah...

... Does it?

The answer is no.

No it does not.

Uhh... Is this the part where you're angry at me?

...If I was really angry, you'd know.

I'm still not making you a pie, though.

Please?!

What will you do for me if I do?

I'll eat it naked.

I think I can work with that.

Okay, I'll make one.

That's more like it.

[Kisses him playfully] I'm beginning to think learning how to make them was a mistake.

Really? I'm beginnin' to think it's the best thing ever.

Of course you do. You get a bunch of homemade pies out of it.

Yeah, it's like I'm in heaven.

And I'm the pie angel?

Exactly.

I guess I can deal with that.

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